This idiot

Posted: 22 August 2012 in quotes, world, writing
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Let’s start with his actual words, the words spoken by George Galloway MP, the member of parliament for Bradford West in his video supporting Julian Assange:

Woman A met Julian Assange, invited him back to her flat, gave him dinner, went to bed with him, had consensual sex with him. Claims that she woke up to him having sex with her again. This is something which can happen, you know.

I mean not everybody needs to be asked prior to each insertion. Some people believe that when you go to bed with somebody, take off your clothes, and have sex with them and then fall asleep, you’re already in the sex game with them.

It might be really bad manners not to have tapped her on the shoulder and said, “do you mind if I do it again?”. It might be really sordid and bad sexual etiquette, but whatever else it is, it is not rape or you bankrupt the term rape of all meaning.

Hmm.

Well, having given this sincere and thoughtful consideration, the following sprung from brain to screen.

With apologies to Shakespeare’s THIS ENGLAND speech from Richard II, scene 2

THIS IDIOT
This royal pain in arse, this stupid man,
This preening, pompous fool, this head of dick,
This woeful shit, untrustworthy prick,
This ego reinforced by much bullshit,
Against veracity and word of truth,
So immature, this well of pus,
This piece of crap set against the world,
Who views rape as bad sexual etiquette,
Like sneezing or farting or not saying thanks,
Attracting scorn of more sensible folks,
This bullshit pol, this prick, this shit.
This Galloway.

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