2020 minus 66: I’m really not a foodie…

Posted: 27 October 2019 in 2020 minus, food, personal
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Came across this earlier this week, one of those Q&A things I did a while back.

It was just one of those ‘huh’ moments, but no more than that… until I was talking with a friend earlier, someone who enjoys both making (cooking and baking) food, and enjoys eating it.

And I don’t. Not either, really.

I mean it’s well known, among friends, that I’m no foodie, that I regard food – in the main – as solely ‘fuel’. More than one has asked whether I suffer from anosmia, a lack – or damaged – lack of smell. (Apparently it’s not uncommon, when people have that particular problem, to not enjoy food.) But no I even have favourite non-food related smells: freshly mown grass, oiled leather, sawdust, and yeah, even a food related one… I very much like the smell of citrus fruits.

And I mean, sure, occasionally, I’ll enjoy eating something. I’ll actively, and overtly, enjoy it. And ok there’s always the enjoyment of, y’know, not being hungry any more.

But ‘food’, as A Thing? No; just never been something I’ve enjoyed.

Which reminded me of this. So as on a couple of occasions before, here’re the questions with updated answers. And as before, some of them haven’t changed at all, some have changed hugely.

  1. What’s the last thing you ate? Fish and chips.
  2. What’s your favourite cheese? Extra Mature Cheddar.
  3. What’s your favourite fish? Cod.
  4. What’s your favourite fruit? Banana.
  5. When, if ever, did you start liking olives? Never did.
  6. When, if ever, did you start liking beer? Never have.
  7. When, if ever, did you start liking shellfish? Never have.
  8. What was the best thing your mum/dad/guardian used to make? It may be a cliche, but mum’s chicken soup. It was almost the only thing she actually made that was tasty, apart from a pretty good apple pie.
  9. What’s the native speciality of your home town? We’re talking about Luton, so probably small orphans.
  10. What’s your comfort food? Don’t have one; used to be Walls’ Twisters, but haven’t had them in ages.
  11. What’s your favourite type of chocolate? Cadbury’s Whole Nut.
  12. How do you like your steak? Well done… that way you actually get it at least ‘medium to well done’.
  13. How do you like your burger Medium to Well done.
  14. How do you like your eggs? Preferably out of the chicken, but taking that as a given, omelette. Sometimes scrambled eggs but only firm, never, never ‘runny’.
  15. How do you like your potatoes? Boiled or roast. Either’s good.
  16. How do you take your coffee? Milk, with one sugar.
  17. How do you take your tea? Milk, one sugar.
  18. What’s your favourite mug? Don’t really have one; got a matching crockery set when I moved into the flat; one of those, I guess.
  19. What’s your biscuit or cookie of choice? Fox’s ‘sports biscuits’, which have reappeared on the shelves. When they were around, Ritz Cheese Sandwiches.
  20. What’s your ideal breakfast? Bowl of cereal (Frosties or Shredded Wheat), followed by scrambled eggs on thick buttered toast, followed by fruit, melon maybe. How often do I eat this? About once a year. Usually it’s a cup of tea and a couple of slices of buttered toast.
  21. What’s your ideal sandwich? Cheese and Tomato toasted.
  22. What’s the next thing you’ll eat? Probably a couple of burgers I’ve got in the fridge.
  23. What’s your ideal pie (sweet or savoury)? Piping hot apple pie, with very, very cold ice-cream.
  24. What’s your ideal salad? Silly question – salad? Far too healthy for me.
  25. What food do you always like to have in the fridge? Cheese.
  26. What food do you always like to have in the freezer? Ice-cream. One of the best things about being ‘a grown up’ is being able to have ice cream whenever you want it.
  27. What food do you always like to have in the cupboard? You mean you can keep food other than in the fridge or the freezer? Blimey, the things you learn.
  28. What spices can you not live without? Every bloody one of them. I’m cursed with very bland tastes.
  29. What sauces can you not live without? See above.
  30. Where do you buy most of your food? Supermarkets, one or other of them.
  31. How often do you go food shopping? Whenever I need to.
  32. What’s the most you’ve spent on a single food item? Genuinely no idea. Not a clue.
  33. What’s the most expensive piece of kitchen equipment you own (excluding ‘white goods’)? Again, not a clue. But I’d be astounded if I actually owned an ‘expensive’ piece of kitchen equipment.
  34. What’s the last piece of equipment you bought for your kitchen?
  35. What piece of kitchen equipment could you not live without? See above.
  36. How many times a week/month do you cook from raw ingredients? Congratulations. You’ve just identified that period of time shorter than a femto-second.
  37. What’s the last thing you cooked from raw ingredients? Never have. You’re corresponding with someone who could burn cornflakes. Unless you count an omelette.
  38. What meats have you eaten besides cow, pig and poultry? Lamb. There – satisfied now? What is this, a try out for the Today programme?
  39. What’s the last time you ate something that had fallen on the floor? Honestly can’t remember.
  40. What’s the last time you ate something you’d picked in the wild? No idea; but I’ve eaten food a friend grows from her allotment.
  41. Place in order of preference: Chinese, French, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Sushi, Thai. Italian first. Everything else so far down the list in second place, it’s actually on a different list.
  42. Place in order of preference: Brandy, Gin, Tequila, Dark Rum, Light Rum, Vodka, Whisky. Whisky, whisky, whisky, whisky, whisky, whisky, whisky.
  43. Place in order of preference: Aniseed, Basil, Caramel, Garlic, Ginger, Lime, Mint. I plead the fifth.
  44. Place in order of preference: Apple, Cherry, Banana, Orange, Pineapple, Strawberry, Watermelon. Finally, one I can answer: Banana, Orange, Pineapple, Strawberry, Apple, Cherry. Mind you, I think it’s unfair using Jelly Belly jelly beans in a question.
  45. Place in order of preference: Fashion, Food, Movies, Music, Sex, Sport, The Internet. Internet, Movies, Music, Food, Sport. Hmm, fashion and sex. I know I’ve heard of those last two, but… no, it escapes me.
  46. Bread and spread: What do you fancy? White Rye bread and nutella.
  47. What’s your fast food restaurant of choice, and what do you usually order? MacDonalds: Plain Quarterpounder and Cheese Meal, Apple Pie for dessert.
  48. Pick a city. What are the three best dining experiences you’ve had in that city? I’ll take the fifth again.
  49. What’s your choice of tipple at the end of a long day? Simgle malt scotch, neat, no ice.
  50. What’s your ideal pizza (topping and base)? Cheese, Tomato, extra cheese, sweetcorn and pineapple. Yes, pineapple. Look, if the stuff above didn’t convince you I’m just weird about food, I figured I’d pull out the heavy stuff.


See you tomorrow, with something else.

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